Its Friday - time for a joke!

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 19 May 2006, 13:35

A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate.

"Well that's me knackered, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"

His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"

Post by **Garry Russell** » 19 May 2006, 13:40

Spot on Eddie

Garry

britishtourer · Post by **britishtourer** » 19 May 2006, 13:53

That's a good one!

Avant-Garde-Aclue · Post by **Avant-Garde-Aclue** » 19 May 2006, 20:20

When they first met Sir Paul wrote this little ditty:

"We lay upon the grassy bank, my hands were all a quiver.
I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river"