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VEGAS
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by VEGAS »
A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate.
"Well that's me knackered, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"
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Garry Russell
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by Garry Russell »
Spot on Eddie
Garry
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britishtourer
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by britishtourer »
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That's a good one!
"Sir!!! Yellow nosed b******s, twelve o'clock high!!!"
"Break formation, break!!!"
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by Avant-Garde-Aclue »
When they first met Sir Paul wrote this little ditty:
"We lay upon the grassy bank, my hands were all a quiver.
I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river"