The Missus
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The Missus
I woke up this morning at 9:00 and could sense something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the missus face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 10:30.
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door. She screamed: "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" I replied: "Oh, so now you want me to stay!”
Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. When we went to the fair last night it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.
The other night, the missus asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her: "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
Brian
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door. She screamed: "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" I replied: "Oh, so now you want me to stay!”
Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. When we went to the fair last night it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.
The other night, the missus asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her: "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
Brian
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just hope your wife doesn't read that!!
Regards
Nigel.
Regards
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
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Divorce material there! EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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Dangerman springs to mind
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And by the way, between us, I would start looking for a that divorce lawyer now.
Joe Cusick,
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I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
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The jokes were a little rough weren't they?blanston12 wrote: ↑09 Aug 2017, 06:43
And by the way, between us, I would start looking for a that divorce lawyer now.
Brian