My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door. She screamed: "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" I replied: "Oh, so now you want me to stay!”
Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. When we went to the fair last night it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.
The other night, the missus asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her: "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
Brian
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