A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a
gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft b*gger!"
Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell
@rse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
I live near to the border of Derbyshire/Cheshire/Gtr Manchester/West Yorks, so as you can imagine, the accents around my neck of the woods are completely bonkers..
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I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.
EricT
I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.
