For Our Graham!
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For Our Graham!
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a
gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft b*gger!"
Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell
@rse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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Roger.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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"Can you have a look at my cat?"
"is it a tom?"
Nay, yer daft bugger, it's in this basket!
Graham
"is it a tom?"
Nay, yer daft bugger, it's in this basket!
Graham
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Ayup! Enjoyed those!
Nigel²
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Brilliant..
I live near to the border of Derbyshire/Cheshire/Gtr Manchester/West Yorks, so as you can imagine, the accents around my neck of the woods are completely bonkers..
I live near to the border of Derbyshire/Cheshire/Gtr Manchester/West Yorks, so as you can imagine, the accents around my neck of the woods are completely bonkers..
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I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.
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I guess Shakespear hadn't heard such accents when he said a rose is a rose by any other name?
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soooooo. American English it's that bad then?