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One to rival Tomliner

Posted: 31 Mar 2007, 19:31
by Nigel H-J
A teacher was taking a religious class with 8 - 10 year olds.

"Now, who can tell me which part of the body you think will go to heaven?"

There was a moments silence before one young boy put up his hand.

"Ok Tommy, tell me"

"It's the feet miss".

"Tommy, why do you think it's the feet"?

" Because last night my mum was in bed with her feet up and said
Oh God........I'm coming".

Posted: 31 Mar 2007, 21:44
by DaveB
:shock: :shock:

We sink even lower into the abyss :poke:

:lol: :lol:

ATB

DaveB :tab:

Posted: 31 Mar 2007, 22:45
by airboatr
ok UMMMM

:doh: ok

nigel my good man.....

..... :tuttut: Don't qiut the day job mate.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 01 Apr 2007, 00:58
by Robin
Oh jeeeeeeez.

I really have nothing to say to that. Even that is too much.

Posted: 01 Apr 2007, 11:08
by Nigel H-J
Don't qiut the day job mate
I can't, I work nights!! Would explain my humour, a bit on the dark side!! :lol: :lol: