One to rival Tomliner

Nigel H-J · Post by **Nigel H-J** » 31 Mar 2007, 19:31

A teacher was taking a religious class with 8 - 10 year olds.

"Now, who can tell me which part of the body you think will go to heaven?"

There was a moments silence before one young boy put up his hand.

"Ok Tommy, tell me"

"It's the feet miss".

"Tommy, why do you think it's the feet"?

" Because last night my mum was in bed with her feet up and said
Oh God........I'm coming".

Post by **DaveB** » 31 Mar 2007, 21:44

:shock: :shock:

We sink even lower into the abyss

ATB

DaveB :tab:

airboatr · Post by **airboatr** » 31 Mar 2007, 22:45

ok UMMMM

ok

nigel my good man.....

..... :tuttut: Don't qiut the day job mate.

Robin · Post by **Robin** » 01 Apr 2007, 00:58

Oh jeeeeeeez.

I really have nothing to say to that. Even that is too much.

Nigel H-J · Post by **Nigel H-J** » 01 Apr 2007, 11:08

Don't qiut the day job mate

I can't, I work nights!! Would explain my humour, a bit on the dark side!!