England Finally Colonised by French.

andy · Post by **andy** » 23 Jul 2006, 19:36

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5208282.stm

Frogs legs for brekky, then drive to work in a 2CV.................Ohh, La-La!

:sad:

AndyG · Post by **AndyG** » 23 Jul 2006, 19:38

I believe people from France have colonised England once before, so I guess there is a precedent.

AndyG

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 23 Jul 2006, 19:56

I think the Tour coming to the UK is fantastic. But then again I suppose I'm biased purely because I'm a keen cyclist!

Although its not really the Tour de France anymore. More sort of Tour de France with a bit of London. But perhaps that title is a little long for the banners.

Shame the UK can't provide any cyclists of tour winning quality for the race. The US seem to dominate every year.

blanston12 · Post by **blanston12** » 23 Jul 2006, 20:03

It would be really cool if they could find a way to race through the channel tunnel.

david balmer · Post by **david balmer** » 23 Jul 2006, 20:07

impossible you would have to try and race past the illegial immigrants first.

andy · Post by **andy** » 23 Jul 2006, 20:24

It'd be a bit bumpy going over all those railway sleepers.......

blanston12 · Post by **blanston12** » 23 Jul 2006, 20:26

Isn't there a third access tunnel? they could use that.

AndyG · Post by **AndyG** » 23 Jul 2006, 20:59

andy wrote:It'd be a bit bumpy going over all those railway sleepers.......

Careful! The ASLEF staff will deny it all!

AndyG

Mickey D · Post by **Mickey D** » 23 Jul 2006, 22:53

They could all ride on one rail. Now that would sort 'em out.

Diner in French restaurant: Waiter have you got frogs legs?

Waiter: Non Monsieur iss jest ze way Ah wok.

I'll get me coat.

andy · Post by **andy** » 24 Jul 2006, 00:23

That's a bit Chinese, innit?