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Its Friday - time for a joke!

Posted: 19 May 2006, 13:35
by VEGAS
A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate.

"Well that's me knackered, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"

His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"

Posted: 19 May 2006, 13:40
by Garry Russell
:lol: :lol:

Spot on Eddie

Garry

Posted: 19 May 2006, 13:53
by britishtourer
:lol: That's a good one!

Posted: 19 May 2006, 20:20
by Avant-Garde-Aclue
When they first met Sir Paul wrote this little ditty:

"We lay upon the grassy bank, my hands were all a quiver.
I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river"