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Jetset
Concorde
Posts: 1028 Joined: 27 Apr 2005, 22:28
Location: 15NM South of EGCC
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by Jetset » 18 May 2006, 22:22
Oh C@#P they forgot to fit the escape slide!
Onwards and Upwards!!!!!!!!
Jetty!
If God had of meant us to fly, he would have given us wings! He did, it's called an aeroplane!
VEGAS
Battle of Britain
Posts: 3993 Joined: 15 Sep 2005, 22:41
Location: probably lost on the moors
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by VEGAS » 18 May 2006, 22:29
How about (in the best 'Lurch' voice I can possibly do)
"YOUUUU RAAAAAANG?" :dance:
I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.
TobyV
Vintage Pair
Posts: 2863 Joined: 26 Jun 2004, 20:41
Location: Halfway up a hill
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by TobyV » 18 May 2006, 22:33
"Zees engleesh, zay cannot even provide us wiz a ladder!" (assuming the pilot is French!)
mulletman
Viscount
Posts: 116 Joined: 07 Aug 2004, 20:19
Location: Bucks, England
Contact:
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by mulletman » 18 May 2006, 22:42
testing of A380 toilets proves that the system does not work, and a desperate crew member takes it 'to the skys'
Yes...and... I Like my Boeings.
airboatr
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by airboatr » 18 May 2006, 22:46
maybe ...........
"ohh yeah,??? ...reeeeallllly,
Well you tell the B@$t@rds they'll get the bloddy areoplane back when I get My pay raise they promised me..
......now shove off, eh?
and bring me a lunch . I'm humgry"
VEGAS
Battle of Britain
Posts: 3993 Joined: 15 Sep 2005, 22:41
Location: probably lost on the moors
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by VEGAS » 18 May 2006, 22:50
He's kind of floating in mid-air. Where's his legs? :think:
I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.
DispatchDragon
Battle of Britain
Posts: 4925 Joined: 23 Feb 2005, 01:18
Location: On the corner of walk and dont walk somewhere on US1
Contact:
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by DispatchDragon » 18 May 2006, 22:52
Using best Leslie Phillips voice
Left hand down a bit Chiefy
Sorry immediatly reminded of Mr Phillips attempts to park a certain
HMS Troutbridge every sunday on the Navy Lark
I can see all the young ones scratching their heads and saying - whats he on about NOW
Leif
mulletman
Viscount
Posts: 116 Joined: 07 Aug 2004, 20:19
Location: Bucks, England
Contact:
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by mulletman » 18 May 2006, 23:23
DispatchDragon wrote: I can see all the young ones scratching their heads and saying - whats he on about NOW
Not
all the young ones on here
(BBC audio tapes)
Yes...and... I Like my Boeings.
jonesey2k
Vintage Pair
Posts: 2613 Joined: 13 Aug 2004, 13:59
Location: Liverpool
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by jonesey2k » 18 May 2006, 23:55
"The huge size of the A380 has lead the crew to adopt some interesting parking aids"
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