A beautiful woman went to the Gynaecologist.
The Doctor took one look at the woman and all of his professionalism flew out of the window.
He immediately told her to get undressed.
After she disrobed, the Doctor began to stroke her thigh. Whilst doing so, he asked, "Do you know what I am doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," said the Doctor, as he began to fondle her breast. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady Doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.
He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
"Yes," she replied, "You are getting syphilis; which is why I came to see you in the first place."
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
