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by Filonian »
A chap from Leeds had his expectant wife in Ledds Infirmary.
After pacing up and down worrying he tried to cal the Infirmary but in his agitated state he dialled Headingley cricket ground.
"This is Fred, how are things going?"
Back came the reply, "Not too bad really. We have got three out and the last one was a duck!!"
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by Nigel H-J »
I bet that sent him quackers!!
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Too funny!
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by Tomliner »
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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by nigelb »
Bet he thought the doctor was a real quack.
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by Paul K »
nigelb wrote: ↑09 Aug 2017, 00:12
Bet he thought the doctor was a real quack.
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Two jokes in one thread, now thats good value.
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