Points to ponder

[Dev One]

# ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA..... FLOOR.


# ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.


# IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?


# I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE


# IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?


# IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION


# WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?


# WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?


# WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK-IN AND CLEAN THEM?


# IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?


# CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?


# IF THE POLICE ARREST A MUTE, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?


# WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?


# ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.


# HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?


# IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?


# WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?


# WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?


# WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?


# IF YOU SPIN AN
ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE
THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?


# CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?


# WHY DO SHOPS HAVE SIGNS, 'GUIDE DOGS ONLY' IF THE DOGS CAN'T READ AND THEIR OWNERS ARE BLIND?

Keith

[Vancouver]

No 3 pisses me off, I get it asked all the time. If you lived in a bible belt area you would be too. Apparently I'm going to Hell.

[nigelb]

No 3 pisses me off, I get it asked all the time. If you lived in a bible belt area you would be too. Apparently I'm going to Hell.

Wow, I learn something every day on here! No, not your final destination but that British Columbia has a bible belt, if that is where you live.

Nigel²

[Kevin Farnell]

Cheers, Keith.

Some real thought provokers there.
Made me laugh and then think - shades of the Ig Nobel prizes

Regards

Kevin

[fs10inator]

MARY ROSE SAT ON A PIN.
MARY ROSE.