West Is Best? (Parental Warning)
Posted: 11 Jan 2012, 19:57
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Philadelphia, I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an er*ction," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an er*ction," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
Moral: Don't EVER get a colonoscopy done in San Francisco .
Aaaaaagh!
EricT
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an er*ction," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an er*ction," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
Moral: Don't EVER get a colonoscopy done in San Francisco .
Aaaaaagh!
EricT
But the weather is so nice out there. 