After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Philadelphia, I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an er*ction," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an er*ction," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
Moral: Don't EVER get a colonoscopy done in San Francisco .
Aaaaaagh! EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
EricT
But the weather is so nice out there. 