I've finally got my broadband connection back - after 3 1/2 days. Was I missed?
Older Women Are So Reasonable
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old girl."
"Now I have a $1,500,000.00 home, a $45.000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa-bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.
Graham
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Re: Im back...
Funnt thing is it was only the morning I wondered where you were
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Re: Im back...
Welcome back Graham, though I think you ought to read this!!
http://www.cbfsim.org/cbfsim/cbfsBB/vie ... =8&t=17503
Regards
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
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Thanks Nigel.Nigel H-J wrote:![]()
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Welcome back Graham, though I think you ought to read this!!![]()
http://www.cbfsim.org/cbfsim/cbfsBB/vie ... =8&t=17503
Regards
Nigel.
I had just seen that.
Infamy, theyve all got it infamy.
Graham



