Food for thought as you get older.

[Filonian]

Forget Health foods..... I'm at the age when I need all the preservatives I can get.

If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going.

As you get older, your secrets are safe with your friends, because they cannot remember them either.

I would be unstoppable, if only I could get started.

Out of oestrogen - next mood swing in 2 minutes.

The quickest way for parents to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

My wild oats have turned into prunes and All-Bran.

You can't stay young forever, but you can be immature for the rest of your life.

I live in my own little world, but it's OK cause they know me here.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt...

Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.

Gone crazy, back soon.

Graham