Hmmm...Just found this jokey one that I don't seem to have published...Not to be taken seriously:-
Postal Delivery:-
Well I tend to take those sort of statements as a bit of a challenge...So I've offloaded all my freight and most of my fuel and here goes my attempt at a delivery of my answer

At this point the most difficult part (the positioning) is over and Lord Nelson is dead ahead.

There's the Big Wheel on the left of picture and Big Ben on the right.

He is looking straight at me as I approach from this direction.

Naturally He didn't flinch as I shot past...

...didn't even turn his head...

...as I bored across Trafalgar Square...

...He just stared resolutely ahead, as he has done for two centuries.

Pushing up for recovery now.

And wheeling round onto course for City Airport.

A quick salute to Buckingham Palace.

Touching down at City a bit far down the runway...

...Just as well that I was light enough to stop.
Well I'll pick up some fuel and my crew. I would not normally turn a big machine like this upside down but a challenge is a challenge and I think I have delivered a daring rather than boring answer Lou
