GOOD: Wexford Garda Traffic Corps had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting many. Then they discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'SPEED TRAP AHEAD' The Garda also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money.
BETTER: A motorist was mailed a photo of his car speeding through an automated speed check on the N4
together with an €80 speeding ticket.
Being cute, he sent the Garda a photo of €80's.
The Garda responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST: A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Traffic Corps Garda walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Garda Traffic Department Ball.'
He replied, 'The Garda Traffic Department don't have balls.....'
There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
Graham
Speedin’ in Hoireland
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