Escaped Prisoner

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Prison Break..........


A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside he finds a young
couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the home owner's wife to the bed, the convict kisses her
neck, then goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there the husband whispers to his wife "Listenthis guy is
an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of
time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck. If he wants sex don't resist don't complain. Do whatever he tells
you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry he'll kill us both! Be
strong honey. I love you.'


His wife responds 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me he's gay, thinks you're cute and asked if we had any
Vaseline.' 'I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you too.

[Garry Russell]

Oh dear

Garry

[jonesey2k]

In that situation I would say anything that would provoke him to top me

[Paul K]

A cracker !

[Tomliner]

Oh sh!!~~te!!!. :o :o :o EricT