An old Australian Swagman

DispatchDragon · Post by **DispatchDragon** » 04 May 2007, 10:51

An old Australian Swagman was taken seriously ill and transported to Mercy Hospital in Melbourne (all you folks from Oz - hush I know I know)
Anyway after an indepth examination it was determined he had only
two days to live - (yes he asked all his mates to come in and do very kinky things like tying his kangaroo down) But the nurses asked if there was anything they could do for him as a last great gesture. The old Aussie looked at them through rheumy eyes and asked in a fragile voice for a last cup of tea - But he wanted a cup of tea made from koola hide. The nurses went and found a Koola hide and took it to the kitchens where it was quickly converted to tea. When the old man got his tea he took one great swig and then spat out pieces of hair and hide............

Which only goes to prove...........................

Oh go on you know you want to look

......The Koola tea of mercy is not strained

Ill get my coat and hat

leif

Tomliner · Post by **Tomliner** » 04 May 2007, 10:58

:roll: And take your joke book with you!!ATB ErcT

DispatchDragon · Post by **DispatchDragon** » 04 May 2007, 11:10

I think I may have spent to many nights by the old Ekco radio listening to "My Word" on the Home Service

and can anyone tell me how to get that silly theme song out of my head?

Leif