Posted: 19 May 2006, 00:41
"Little bit to the right Captain and you'll be back on the taxiway!"
OK about this height Captain.....we've landed.
Garry
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Posted: 19 May 2006, 03:16
Posted: 19 May 2006, 04:42
maybe says :think:
Sory captian ,
:dance: the chap down there has informed me that this spot is reserved for.......
:dance: "Classic British Aeroplanes" :dance:
Sory captian ,
:dance: the chap down there has informed me that this spot is reserved for.......
:dance: "Classic British Aeroplanes" :dance:
Posted: 19 May 2006, 07:33
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Go and boil your bottoms you silly engleesh 737 drivers"
Posted: 19 May 2006, 07:37
"Now eer zis yu Ingleesh foools! Unclamp zis veel at once!"
Posted: 19 May 2006, 09:51
The engines canna take it Captain - she's gonna blow!!!!!!
(Excerpt from Star Trek prog 1, prog 2, prog 3, prog 4...........)
Al
(Excerpt from Star Trek prog 1, prog 2, prog 3, prog 4...........)
Al
Posted: 19 May 2006, 11:12
sh*t, my watch!
(cept he is obviously already wearing one)
(cept he is obviously already wearing one)
Posted: 19 May 2006, 12:30
Allo? Allo?
I zink I musts have fallen asloop, where am I? Oh C*** it's ze britagne land!!!"
Why not to clamber into an aircraft toilet after a drunk night out.
I zink I musts have fallen asloop, where am I? Oh C*** it's ze britagne land!!!"
Why not to clamber into an aircraft toilet after a drunk night out.
Posted: 19 May 2006, 13:40
Skipper? Bloke says it's more than his job's worth to drive the new steps till they've done a health and safety risk assessment and it's been agreed by the union.
What? Oh, he says next Tuesday. Maybe.
What? Oh, he says next Tuesday. Maybe.
Posted: 19 May 2006, 19:52
Well I can't think of anything suitable but I have to say that just looking at that fat, ugly sh*t of an aeroplane almost makes me feel like doing what that man looks to be contemplating - i.e. jumping from somewhere high!