Another "CAPTIONS PLEASE" photo...!

Chris Trott · Post by **Chris Trott** » 19 May 2006, 00:41

"Little bit to the right Captain and you'll be back on the taxiway!"

Post by **Garry Russell** » 19 May 2006, 03:16

OK about this height Captain.....we've landed.

Garry

airboatr · Post by **airboatr** » 19 May 2006, 04:42

maybe says :think:

Sory captian ,
:dance: the chap down there has informed me that this spot is reserved for.......

:dance: "Classic British Aeroplanes" :dance:

Avant-Garde-Aclue · Post by **Avant-Garde-Aclue** » 19 May 2006, 07:33

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Go and boil your bottoms you silly engleesh 737 drivers"

AndyMinx · Post by **AndyMinx** » 19 May 2006, 07:37

"Now eer zis yu Ingleesh foools! Unclamp zis veel at once!"

OneMacGuru · Post by **OneMacGuru** » 19 May 2006, 09:51

The engines canna take it Captain - she's gonna blow!!!!!!

(Excerpt from Star Trek prog 1, prog 2, prog 3, prog 4...........)

Al

mulletman · Post by **mulletman** » 19 May 2006, 11:12

sh*t, my watch!

(cept he is obviously already wearing one)

britishtourer · Post by **britishtourer** » 19 May 2006, 12:30

Allo? Allo?

I zink I musts have fallen asloop, where am I? Oh C*** it's ze britagne land!!!"

Why not to clamber into an aircraft toilet after a drunk night out.

speedbird591 · Post by **speedbird591** » 19 May 2006, 13:40

Skipper? Bloke says it's more than his job's worth to drive the new steps till they've done a health and safety risk assessment and it's been agreed by the union.

What? Oh, he says next Tuesday. Maybe.

Angus · Post by **Angus** » 19 May 2006, 19:52

Well I can't think of anything suitable but I have to say that just looking at that fat, ugly sh*t of an aeroplane almost makes me feel like doing what that man looks to be contemplating - i.e. jumping from somewhere high!