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calypso
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Post by calypso »

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class
section of an aeroplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue,
gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen
seconds. The man went back to his reading.


A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped
her nose, and then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that
the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the
shuddering. A few more minutes passed; when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she
took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman
and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three
times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?"


"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition;
whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have
never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything
for it?"

The woman nodded, "Pepper."
John

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Post by Keith Jones »

Nice one, John.
Wherever you go, there you are.

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Post by Jetset »

:dance:
Onwards and Upwards!!!!!!!!
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If God had of meant us to fly, he would have given us wings! He did, it's called an aeroplane!

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