Time for another CAPTIONS PLEASE..

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 02 Aug 2006, 23:47

http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1087395/L/

"Errr. One Ham & Pineapple & One Pepperoni extra cheese..."

calypso · Post by **calypso** » 02 Aug 2006, 23:54

That'll do nicely Sir!

TobyV · Post by **TobyV** » 02 Aug 2006, 23:58

Filming of the final scene of "Brokeback airport", chronicling the love between a gay pilot and a gay ground crew worker :sicky:

Dammit, why couldnt it have been a cute hostess in a short skirt at the top of that conveyor belt thing

andy · Post by **andy** » 03 Aug 2006, 00:01

This is the last time you borrow my Zippo to start up No1..........!

Post by **Garry Russell** » 03 Aug 2006, 00:07

"I gave you ten bucks at the gate"

Garry

DispatchDragon · Post by **DispatchDragon** » 03 Aug 2006, 00:33

What do you mean "you have to go?" Cant you wait till Top of Climb???

Leif

blanston12 · Post by **blanston12** » 03 Aug 2006, 00:48

....Would you like fries with that?

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 03 Aug 2006, 00:50

"I aint gettin on no plane sucka!"

blanston12 · Post by **blanston12** » 03 Aug 2006, 02:14

We got Mother F***ing SNAKES on the Mother F***ing PLANE!

Chris Trott · Post by **Chris Trott** » 03 Aug 2006, 02:44

Dunno about a caption, but I've actually done that before, but with an A320. Idiot took off without the fuel slip and got caught. Instead of coming back in, the Ramp Controller actually suggested that they "have the fueler go out and hand over the paperwork from where you're at (just pushed back off the gate). Since they didn't have air stairs, they opened the main cabin door and I rode up the belt loader to the door and handed over the paperwork to the FO who walked out of the cockpit to get the paperwork and sign it.

I'm sure it happens more often than people think, just most people don't have cameras when it happens.