Ha-ha.............................................

andy · Post by **andy** » 01 Aug 2006, 22:50

The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush.

They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi Ambassador says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."

President Bush says, "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do.

The Saudi whispers, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there
are Russians, Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in 'Star Trek.'"

President Bush laughs and leans toward the Saudi, and whispers back, "It's
because it takes place in the future...."

TobyV · Post by **TobyV** » 01 Aug 2006, 23:10

Careful, they'll put a fatwa out on you!

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 01 Aug 2006, 23:47

Seems we're all in a silly mood tonight, what with all these humor threads appearing! Must be something in the water round our way Steve!

andy · Post by **andy** » 01 Aug 2006, 23:52

VEGAS wrote:Seems we're all in a silly mood tonight, what with all these humor threads appearing! Must be something in the water round our way Steve!

Don't know about you mate, but i've got scotch in mine............. :dance:

airboatr · Post by **airboatr** » 02 Aug 2006, 01:26

holy shite
ever hear of the ol saying
don't pet a burning dog?