Larry's Tattoo

Filonian · Post by **Filonian** » 01 Aug 2006, 09:59

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the
hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill tattoed on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Methodist Hospital.

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Graham

Post by **DaveB** » 01 Aug 2006, 12:15

Naughty.. but nice

ATB

DaveB :tab:

AndyG · Post by **AndyG** » 01 Aug 2006, 12:26

Well done Graham, I think you've set the level for the month just right!

AndyG

TobyV · Post by **TobyV** » 01 Aug 2006, 12:30

andy · Post by **andy** » 01 Aug 2006, 12:30

I was going to have "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch" tattoo'd on mine, but the wife said it would be too much of a mouthful............... :redface:

TobyV · Post by **TobyV** » 01 Aug 2006, 12:32

Could have been worse Steve, tattooist could have said "there isnt enough space"

andy · Post by **andy** » 01 Aug 2006, 12:38

In that case, they'd just have to leave the hyphen ouy.......