It's a Joke!!

[Nigel H-J]

A man walked into the ladies department of John Lewis and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said. "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife".

"What type of bra?"

"Type?" Inquires the man, "there's more than one type?"

"Look around", said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable, "actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled the man asked the difference between them. The saleslady responded: "It is all really quite simple........The Catholic type supports the masses........The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen........The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright.........And the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? Well here's a guide.

(A) Almost Boobs

(B) Barely there

(C) Can't complain

(D) Dang!

(DD) Double Dang!!

(E) Enormous

(F) Fake

(G) Get a reduction

(H) Help me, I've fallen over and can't get up!

They forgot the German bra................Holtzemfromfloppen.


Gawd......I'm off!!

[jonesey2k]

lol

[Filonian]

Here you go Nigel,

The pics to go woth the definitions.


























Graham

[Nigel H-J]

Thanks Graham :dance:

[airboatr]

:think:
G would be perfect if the dame
had black eyes ,
she would get from running
with those thing floppin up and down
I like the "J" size
J for Jiggle

[VEGAS]

Great stuff!!

[thehappyotter]

Fits my dirty sense of humour perfectly...