Medical Joke.

andy · Post by **andy** » 22 Jul 2006, 11:47

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table
with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it Is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.

The first is That you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his
finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

Post by **Garry Russell** » 22 Jul 2006, 12:22

Is that what they call a bum joke Steve?

Garry

andy · Post by **andy** » 22 Jul 2006, 12:29

It's an old fashioned remedy to stop you from biting your fingernails.

Post by **Garry Russell** » 22 Jul 2006, 12:37

Better that than biting them and finding out later it wrecked-em! :roll: :shock: :redface:

Garry

andy · Post by **andy** » 22 Jul 2006, 13:01

:shock: .....................

airboatr · Post by **airboatr** » 22 Jul 2006, 16:16

Garry Russell wrote:Better that than biting them and finding out later it wrecked-em! :roll: :shock: :redface:

Garry

WRECKED em

hell, ........damn near killed em