Grandma and The Oranges

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Grandma and The Oranges

Post by DaveG »

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One

day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and

made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu's Grandma came by.

Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"

Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her that

the police were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for

some.

Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,"

Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman

was going down the line asking for information from all the prostitutes.



When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still

going at it at your age? How do you do it old girl?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip

the skin back and suck 'em dry."



The policeman fainted
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Post by Garry Russell »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Works for me!! :lol:

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