A little paper bag

Post by **DaveG** » 18 May 2006, 14:26

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.
"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.
"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood
test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days."
The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.
"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag?
"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.
"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.
"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.
"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Well, have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.
"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood
transfusion?" queried the doctor.
"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Well," said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"
"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Then there can be only one explanation," said the doctor
this is good - wait for it .... ... .... .... .....
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Your mother must have been a carrier"

Post by **DaveB** » 18 May 2006, 14:33

Nice one Dave

ATB

DaveB :tab:

Post by **Garry Russell** » 18 May 2006, 14:35

Garry

Post by **TSR2** » 18 May 2006, 14:53

:gigle: :gigle: :gigle: :gigle:

There not getting any better Dave

TobyV · Post by **TobyV** » 18 May 2006, 14:56

Arrrggghhhh!
:doho: :brick:

jonesey2k · Post by **jonesey2k** » 18 May 2006, 14:59

:dance:

VEGAS · Post by **VEGAS** » 18 May 2006, 15:20

Tee-hee!

BAe146 · Post by **BAe146** » 18 May 2006, 16:23

DispatchDragon · Post by **DispatchDragon** » 18 May 2006, 16:24

Why am I sitting here at my desktop at 0830 laughing myself silly??

Im supposed to be sleeping

nice one Dave

Leif