"Macmillan is the most famous name associated with Stockton along with the Gladiator, Jet."
What's he on about? Any fule kno the Gladiator's not a jet. And what's Stockton-on-Tees got to do with it? Gloucester certainly, even Valetta but Stockton, never.
It took me ages to realise he wasn't talking about planes. It was early mind and before I'd got enough caffeine into my system to kick start my brain.

http://www.gladiatorszone.co.uk/home/gl ... e/jet.html
Jon