Paddy arrives gasping for breath to meet Mick at the pub
“Why are you so out of breath” asks Mick
“I realised I could save the fare if I ran here behind the bus”
Paddy relplies
“You idiot” says Mick “You’d have saved a lot more by running behind
a taxi” EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!