Couldn't resist it.....

[Filonian]

I was walking home last night and decided to take a short cut through the cemetery.

Three girls walked up to me and explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night, so I agreed to let them walk along with me.

I told them, "I used to get freaked out too when I was alive."

Never seen anyone run so fast.


Graham

[FlyTexas]

Brian

[Airspeed]

Who's a naughty boy, then?

[Nigel H-J]

OMG!! That is hilarious!!
Nigel.

[Paul K]

[TSR2]

I can actually imagine you doing that Graham

[Buggyman]

You wicked man


Allan

[emfrat]

In our Pioneer Village Museum we have a number of horse-drawn exhibits, including an excellent hearse. We were able to add a coffin to it.
Enter a schoolkid, 6 or maybe 7yr old.
"Ay, mister, is that a REAL coffin?"
Jack, the curator of that display: "O yes - that's where I sleep at night."
Exit small boy, as fast as his legs can carry him

MikeW

[Airspeed]

MikeW

[blanston12]