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Tomliner
- Red Arrows
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by Tomliner »
TWO LITTLE OLD LADIES, Connie and Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The short one, Connie, leaned Over and said, "Life is so boring.
We never have any fun anymore. For £10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower Show"!
"You're on!", said Evelyn, Holding up a £10 note.
So, Connie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.
She grabbed a dried flower From a nearby display and held it between her teeth.
Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling Connie Came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.
"What happened"? Asked Evelyn.
"I won £1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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GHD
- Battle of Britain
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- Location: Harton Village, UK
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by GHD »
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Airspeed
- The Reds & Concorde
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Nigel H-J
- Red Arrows
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by Nigel H-J »
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
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nigelb
- Red Arrows
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- Location: Herndon, Virginia, USA
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by nigelb »
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spot
- Trident
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by spot »
Low and slow, the way to go
