Wedding night (PGA)

[Airspeed]

One from the 60s. Haven't heard it in many years:
Bill and Jilie had abstained from pre-marital, and were now to be married.
At his buck's night, Bill's "mates" wrote "I love Jaqueline McAlister" in felt pen along his equipment.

Bill tried to remove the words with methylated spirits, kitchen cleaner, and finally, a scourer.
He finished up quite sore, and went to the wedding with his prized possession wrapped in white bandages.

In the honeymoon suite, Julie began to undress;
"Look at these pert breasts, erect nipples aching for your kisses,
see this slim waist, firmed by hours of gym work,
my nicely sculpted buttocks, untouched by any hands than mine,
my well-formed thighs and flat belly, which has never felt the weight of a man.
my long slender legs, trembling in anticipation of their first caress, my all, saved purely for you, my husband."

Bill can't wait any longer, rips off his underpants and says; "Look at this, then, not out of its packing case yet!"

[FlyTexas]

PGA. Prepare to Groan Alert?

Brian

[nigelb]

I confess = I must have missed that one when it first came out!

Nigel²

[chrispbits]

I'm impressed that they got all of "I love Jaqueline McAlister" written down. I might have to make do with "I love JM".

[Airspeed]

I'm impressed that they got all of "I love Jaqueline McAlister" written down. I might have to make do with "I love JM".

....and I believe it was bold font, too!