You know when....

[Airspeed]

What a hard-boiled bunch you are!
I tell a tale of hardship in the wintry Central Highlands, (3°C today) and you all make a joke of it.

It's really not that funny,
When raw eggs go all runny,
In the pocket
Of your jacket,
When you're laying on your tummy,
On the front seat, man
Of your old yellow van.

[Tomliner]

That’s it.I think we’ve found the next poet laureate! That is unless anyone else can do better. EricT

[simondix]

He's a poet,
But, he don't know it.

[Nigel H-J]

On the front seat, man
Of your old yellow van.

Wot, this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2BlEM1FECo
Nigel.

[Tomliner]

Cushty! EricT

[Paul K]

I’m starting to wonder whether Mike’s hat is missing a cork or two.

[mgchristy]

And now I'm hungry....