Physicians’ Thoughts On Brexit

[Tomliner]

Physicians were unable to reach a consensus: Should Brexit take place?

The Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Brexiteers had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that May’s proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anaesthesiologists though it was all a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Parliament EricT

[Nigel H-J]

Eric, that was brilliant!!

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Parliament

I really feel that the bottom para (above) describes what I think of these MP's. Get rid of the lot of 'em!!

Nigel.

[511Flyer]

What did the GP's say? We can't even think about it for 3 weeks?

[Dev One]

....and presumably the dental surgeons couldn't get their teeth into it.
Keith

[Airspeed]

Excellent stuff, Eric! AND you other wags!

[nigelb]

The colonists here are claiming that they have something that TRUMPS all of that!

Nigel²

[FlyTexas]

The colonists here are claiming that they have something that TRUMPS all of that!

Nigel²

Brian

[simondix]

I suppose the Urologists want a Hard Brexit.

[Filonian]

That about sums it all up Eric.


Graham