Mick goes into County Council HQ and applies for a job. The interviewer asks.
"Mick we deal in a lot of chemicals. Are you allergic to anything? "
" Yes caffeine. I can't drink coffee"
"Your CV says you were in the Irish army?"
"Yes I was in the Lebanon with UN peace keeping for three years."
"Are you disabled in any way?"
"Yes a bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
"Well, we in the Council fully support military personnel disabled in the line of duty for their Country! Excellent interview, I'm glad to say I can offer you a job with us. Our normal working hours are from 8 am to 4.00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10am and plan on starting at 10am every day.
Mick is a bit confused and asks,
"If the work hours are from 8am to 4pm, why don't you want me here till 10am?"
Well Mick, this is the Council, for the first 2 hours we stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."







