Making a Snowman -- too dangerous nowadays !!

[Filonian]

In a normally quiet side street in Filey ..



What a morning……

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of the neighbours complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.

8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon.
Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble at this sensitive time.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Done with this!! I will never make a snowman, snow woman or snow whatever again.

It’s too dangerous !!


Graham

[Airspeed]

Be careful what you do with your bucket and spade at the beach this summer, Graham!

[FlyTexas]

Brian

[Buggyman]

So you didn't mention your membership of the Yorkshire Liberation Front then.............?

Oops, sorry mate, I'd answer the door if I were you......


Allan

[emfrat]

Graham - that is one of those things that are becoming too true to be funny

A happy New Year to you and yours, and everyone else here.
MikeW

[Paul K]

Thank goodness you didn't wolf-whistle at the snow woman, Graham. That's a 'hate' crime now, you know.