Northampton Police report finding a man's body in the River Nene, near Becketts Park. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified..
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a ‘Milliband for PM’ on 2015 T-shirt.
He also had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.
The police removed the Ed Milliband T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.
Keith
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A story to warm your heart
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Heard the other day that ten Millibands make a Centiband, but you lot are probably sick of hearing it by now.
It was news Downunder.
It was news Downunder.
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Re: Police do care
Fair warms the heart that story.
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Re: Police do care
Airspeed wrote:Heard the other day that ten Millibands make a Centiband, but you lot are probably sick of hearing it by now.
It was news Downunder.
And how many for a rubber band?
Keith