The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:
Red.....................Raspberry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're @rse holes!'
The teacher had to leave the room!
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
It's a cracker Eric!
But you'll have to keep a checklist, you posted this last December.
Funny how I remember these things, but not where I put my car keys!
EricT
