Two Irish Women In A Bar

[steelsporran]

Two women were sitting next to each other in a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't
help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland ....'

The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, sure and I am!'
The first one says, 'So am I! And whereabouts in Ireland are ya from?'

The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin, I am.'

The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street did you live on in Dublin ?'

The other woman says, 'A lovely little area. It was in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old
central part of town.'

The first one says, 'Faith and begorrah, it's a small world. So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?'

The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course...'

The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?' The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.'

The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 meself!'

About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.

Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'

Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'

Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are pissed again'.

[FlyTexas]

True story.

Brian

[DaveB]

ATB
DaveB

[Airspeed]

Now this one reminded me of something to be sure:
Though I was a few months under the legal drinking age, I took my Irish nurse girlfriend to a local pub.
When she ordered straight whisky, I knew my inexperience was to be exposed in a big way.
The drinks arrived, and after I scraped her off the floor, she told me that she'd never drank before, thought whisky looked small enough to handle, and drank it like she'd seen cowboys do it on films.

[DaveB]

I like that
ATB
DaveB