Well Chaps,
Nearly time to find out for sure whether the male brain is somewhere between the navel and the knees.
7am Friday AEST, I rock up to the operating theatre for prostate removal, to eliminate the cancer.
If you don't hear from me again, you'll know that is where mine was.
I'm scheduled 'testing' of that very same apparatus sometime soon. All a consequence of moving house and having to register at a new doctor. The 'routine' water sample (which looked ok to me and to the doc) looked less so to the multi coloured test strip and another one after a week tested the same In view of my family history (my dad had cancer of the bladder).. the doc is sending me for tests. I've never had trouble with the waterworks so whatever is happening down there may have gone unnoticed for a long time so I'm grateful (though suitably annoyed) in the long run
Luckily my op down there last year was a success & also no cancer, just an enlarged one. Surgeon remove 56 grams - so he said- almost all of it. Mind you at my age I dont need any brains down there...... & I dont have to search for wayside defuelling places on my travels & can have a longer range at night.....
Good luck with your op & investigations.
Keith
In view of my family history (my dad had cancer of the bladder).. the doc is sending me for tests. I've never had trouble with the waterworks so whatever is happening down there may have gone unnoticed for a long time so I'm grateful (though suitably annoyed) in the long run 
I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.
