A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cop’s expense!!
Glasgow cop says, " Licence and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What for?"
Glasgow cop , "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
London Lawyer ,"I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Glasgow cop "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please"
London Lawyer "What's the difference?"
Glasgow cop "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!"
London Lawyer "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Glasgow cop "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living sh*t out of the lawyer and says, "Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?" EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
Reminds me of the person who successfully got out of a speeding fine in the 30mph stretch of the A24 going over the bridge over the south coast line. They were clocked doing 40mph but the ticket was printed as "400mph". They successfully argued that an Austin Metro wasn't capable of 400mph!
EricT
I'll try and remember that 
