George. W. Bush

[simondix]

Before the 2001 inauguration of George W Bush, he was invited to a 'get acquainted tour' of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked outgoing President Bill Clinton if he could use his bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal!

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. “Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal. But I wouldn't do something so self-indulgent!”

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill: “I found out who pissed in your saxophone.”

[Garry Russell]

[DaveB]

I didn't see that coming.. no sir!

ATB
DaveB

[Airspeed]

Reminds me of the bubble pipes we amused ourselves with in the 50's.

[Paul K]

After all this time, a new Dubya joke. That one's going to my sister in Pennsylvania.

[FlyTexas]

Good ol' George. I wonder which one he peed in? They do look rather inviting, don't they?



(a pic I took the last time I was at Slick Willie's presidential library)

Brian

[Paul K]

Saxophones in a library ? Can you book one out for three weeks ?

[Filonian]

Graham

[nigelb]

Brilliant!

Nigel²