Dr. Smith ' s Prescriptions
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts Dr. Smith advised her, ' Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, ' Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies! '
She did this faithfully for several months!
To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened that she might lose her lovely b00bs if she didn' t recite the little rhyme, she stood up in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, ' Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies. '
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, ' Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith’s?
' Yes I am... How did you know? '
He winked and replied, " Hickory dickory dock "
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