Here we are in Potato Central, and look at the price of these spuds!
Lemons from USA 75cents, they're joking.
Parsnip $10 Kg - do they think we're made of money?
Since when has $7 Kg been the price for apples?
These lettuce shouldn't even be on the shelf, look at the poor limp things!
Sorry, did I say "grown"/ I meant "GROAN".











