Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in London when Paddy looked
in a shop window and sees a sign that catches his eye.
The sign read, "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers £2.50 per
pair".
Paddy said to his pal, "Mick look at the prices! We could buy a whole
lot of dose and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune.
When we go in I'll put on me best English accent, you stay quiet! Let
me do all da talking cause if they hear our accents, they will know we
are from Ireland and try to rip us off. .
Roight y'are Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will. You do all da
business said Mick.
They go in and Paddy said in a posh voice, "Hello my good man. I'll
take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of
trousers at £2.50 each.
The owner of the shop said quietly, "You're from Ireland , aren't you?"
"Well yes," said a surprised Paddy. "What gave it away?"
The owner replied, "We're dry-cleaners". EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
EricT
